Tuesday, January 20, 2009

bandit found missing with the trash industry

(namanon times) a man wearing cowboy buts and a 1o and a 1/2 gallon hat was found taking out items from peoples trash.

"it look like he was dividing everything up between paper and plastic, at first I thought he was some derange grocery store bag that escaped from Kroger, Aldi or something until he also started to create a pile for metal objects" Said one eye witness.

"he then placed each pile of junk into it's own recycling bin. It was terrifying"

The police are on the look out for this bandit.

"if you see him don't confront him and call the police. we believe he maybe dangerous" said Officer Ripploly. "he is wanted for messing with the garbage industry"

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