(namanon times) last night an elderly couple got the fright of their lives when there home was broken into.
"I was awaken by a loud sound" said Mrs. Edison, "so I woke up my husband to check it out"
"and I went down to find this gruffy...yet sexy looking guy in my home. he was taking our normal lightbulbs and replacing them with these odd looking compact fluorescent bulbs" said Mr. Edison.
"it just ain't right, switching a man bulbs like that"
"eh, I hear these new bulbs cut down on CO2 and save energy, so..." say Mrs. Edison.