(namanon times) last night an elderly couple got the fright of their lives when there home was broken into.
"I was awaken by a loud sound" said Mrs. Edison, "so I woke up my husband to check it out"
"and I went down to find this gruffy...yet sexy looking guy in my home. he was taking our normal lightbulbs and replacing them with these odd looking compact fluorescent bulbs" said Mr. Edison.
"it just ain't right, switching a man bulbs like that"
"eh, I hear these new bulbs cut down on CO2 and save energy, so..." say Mrs. Edison.
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Thursday, January 22, 2009
the one city you NEED to visit
(namanon times) part deux of our interview with the wise sage namara namana
Namanon Times: ...and then that's when you realized you had no pants on?
Namara Namana: No even worst I realized I was completely buck naked with the exception of wearing some flip flops and and a tie.
Namanon Times: Boy that sounds like a crazy night.
Namara Namana: no what was crazy was the fact that the tie was a clip on.
Anyways that part of the reason I think everyone should try to make it to the Namanon holy land at least once a year.
Namanon Times: For those who don't know, where is this holy land?
Namara Namana: It's in an area that is now known as Pontiac, MI.
Namanon Times: Pontiac, Michigan? how is that the holy lands I thought most of them where in the middle east.
Namara Namana: nope, Midwest. The reason that Pontiac is the mecca of Namanon is very simple. it is believed that the great galactic war that destroyed and created the world took place in Pontiac...
Namanon Times: a galactic war that took place in the area of a city?
Namara Namana: It is also believed that it was at a club in Pontiac is where a booty shaking that destoried the old world and made way for this one is at.
Namanon Times: O.K I can see why that's the Namanon mecca holy land site. so what should be people do when they make it the holy land of Pontiac, MI.
Namara Namana: eat, drink be marry. spend a night out on the town and go clubbing. buy your self a little something something. volunteer your time at a charity. make a flick. bomb the city with art projects. spread joy and silly fun.
Namanon Times: is the point of clubbing to celebrate the creation of the world.
Namara Namana: ah, yeah sure....whatever you say. Or you can do it just to have fun.
Namanon Times: OK for those who can't afford to jet off to exotic far of lands what do the people that can't go to the holy city of Pontiac, mi do?
Namara Namana: well if you can afford the trip but have a few bucks you can donated to charity. Heck for some charities you can just donate some old clothes or books or toys and they are happy.
if you don't have a little extra cash or junk to give that's ok. just take a shower and before you dry off. spank your self...harder...oh now cum on you can spank a little hard then that...ok. that's better.
Namanon Times: ...and then that's when you realized you had no pants on?
Namara Namana: No even worst I realized I was completely buck naked with the exception of wearing some flip flops and and a tie.
Namanon Times: Boy that sounds like a crazy night.
Namara Namana: no what was crazy was the fact that the tie was a clip on.
Anyways that part of the reason I think everyone should try to make it to the Namanon holy land at least once a year.
Namanon Times: For those who don't know, where is this holy land?
Namara Namana: It's in an area that is now known as Pontiac, MI.
Namanon Times: Pontiac, Michigan? how is that the holy lands I thought most of them where in the middle east.
Namara Namana: nope, Midwest. The reason that Pontiac is the mecca of Namanon is very simple. it is believed that the great galactic war that destroyed and created the world took place in Pontiac...
Namanon Times: a galactic war that took place in the area of a city?
Namara Namana: It is also believed that it was at a club in Pontiac is where a booty shaking that destoried the old world and made way for this one is at.
Namanon Times: O.K I can see why that's the Namanon mecca holy land site. so what should be people do when they make it the holy land of Pontiac, MI.
Namara Namana: eat, drink be marry. spend a night out on the town and go clubbing. buy your self a little something something. volunteer your time at a charity. make a flick. bomb the city with art projects. spread joy and silly fun.
Namanon Times: is the point of clubbing to celebrate the creation of the world.
Namara Namana: ah, yeah sure....whatever you say. Or you can do it just to have fun.
Namanon Times: OK for those who can't afford to jet off to exotic far of lands what do the people that can't go to the holy city of Pontiac, mi do?
Namara Namana: well if you can afford the trip but have a few bucks you can donated to charity. Heck for some charities you can just donate some old clothes or books or toys and they are happy.
if you don't have a little extra cash or junk to give that's ok. just take a shower and before you dry off. spank your self...harder...oh now cum on you can spank a little hard then that...ok. that's better.
Monday, January 19, 2009
interview with namara namana id'nit part 1
Namanon times (will be refured to as NT through out interview): Hello Namara Namana Id'Nit. How are you doing?
Namara Namana Id'Nit (will be refured to as NNI through out the rest of the interview): I'm doing blessedly OK-ish.
NT: So for those who don't know do you mind telling are readers who you are?
NNI: yes I do mind. I'm a scholar and teacher of Namanon. I may be one of those forgotten namanites.
NT: Forgotten namanite? how can that be?
NNI: Look kid I'm old. I don't even remember why I'm talking to you
NT: um ok, so tell us what is namanon
NNI: it's the new spirtality. it's the cult that is sweeping the nation. and it's a great mixer for drinks.
NT: Drinks really?
NNI: Yes spiritual cocktails maybe I'll share a few recipes with you some day
NT: I'd like that very much. but drinking aside I hear it is a special day today (January 19th)
NNI: What? oh yes it is. today is short of our founders day. today we celebriate the day the world was created.
NT: Really how should we celebrate?
NNI: donations to the Church Temple Mosque would be great. But other then that go out and party have a good time. have protected sex with short fat people and spread the word about Namanon and all the great things it does. like ladies get in free before 12 and half of salvation sales every 3rd wednesday.
but most importantly in the spirit of the day of creation, you should go out and create or start something. it really doesn't matter what, it can be an art project, a business, a charity, a relationship, or whatever you can think of to start/make today.
Namara Namana Id'Nit (will be refured to as NNI through out the rest of the interview): I'm doing blessedly OK-ish.
NT: So for those who don't know do you mind telling are readers who you are?
NNI: yes I do mind. I'm a scholar and teacher of Namanon. I may be one of those forgotten namanites.
NT: Forgotten namanite? how can that be?
NNI: Look kid I'm old. I don't even remember why I'm talking to you
NT: um ok, so tell us what is namanon
NNI: it's the new spirtality. it's the cult that is sweeping the nation. and it's a great mixer for drinks.
NT: Drinks really?
NNI: Yes spiritual cocktails maybe I'll share a few recipes with you some day
NT: I'd like that very much. but drinking aside I hear it is a special day today (January 19th)
NNI: What? oh yes it is. today is short of our founders day. today we celebriate the day the world was created.
NT: Really how should we celebrate?
NNI: donations to the Church Temple Mosque would be great. But other then that go out and party have a good time. have protected sex with short fat people and spread the word about Namanon and all the great things it does. like ladies get in free before 12 and half of salvation sales every 3rd wednesday.
but most importantly in the spirit of the day of creation, you should go out and create or start something. it really doesn't matter what, it can be an art project, a business, a charity, a relationship, or whatever you can think of to start/make today.
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