bandit broke into home, lighting up

(namanon times) last night an elderly couple got the fright of their lives when there home was broken into.

"I was awaken by a loud sound" said Mrs. Edison, "so I woke up my husband to check it out"

"and I went down to find this gruffy...yet sexy looking guy in my home. he was taking our normal lightbulbs and replacing them with these odd looking compact fluorescent bulbs" said Mr. Edison.

"it just ain't right, switching a man bulbs like that"

"eh, I hear these new bulbs cut down on CO2 and save energy, so..." say Mrs. Edison.

bandit found missing with the trash industry

(namanon times) a man wearing cowboy buts and a 1o and a 1/2 gallon hat was found taking out items from peoples trash.

"it look like he was dividing everything up between paper and plastic, at first I thought he was some derange grocery store bag that escaped from Kroger, Aldi or something until he also started to create a pile for metal objects" Said one eye witness.

"he then placed each pile of junk into it's own recycling bin. It was terrifying"

The police are on the look out for this bandit.

"if you see him don't confront him and call the police. we believe he maybe dangerous" said Officer Ripploly. "he is wanted for messing with the garbage industry"